Life's Adventures Quiz

LIFE ADVENTURES
No need to record your answers, but leave your final score in the comments.

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
( ) Drank Alcohol
( ) Smoked Marijuana


Level 2
( ) Are / Been In Love
( ) Been Dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight


Level 3
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person [More Than 10 Years]
( ) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-Worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
( ) Been Involved in a Traffic Accident


Level 4
( ) Had / Have a Crush On One Of Your Blogging / Facebook / or MySpace Friends
( ) Been on a Plane
( ) Been to Paris
( ) Been to Australia
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking


Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone Face-to-Face from a Blog / MySpace / Facebook
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
( ) Played the Lottery


Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
( ) Taken Pain Killers
( ) Love / Loved Someone Who You Can’t Have
( ) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Man


Level 7
( ) Had a Tea Party
( ) Flown a Kite
( ) Built a Sand Castle
( ) Gone Muddin’ / Cow Tippin’/ or Dumpster Divin’ [You Might Be a Redneck If…]
( ) Played Dress Up


Level 8
( ) Jumped Into a Pile Of Leaves You Didn’t Gather
( ) Gone Sledding
( ) Cheated While Playing a Game
( ) Been Lonely
( ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School


Level 9
( ) Watched the Sun Set
( ) Felt an Earthquake
( ) Killed a Snake
( ) Forgot Where You Parked Your Car
( ) Woke Early to Listen to the Radio Report a Possible Snow Day


Level 10
( ) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized / Mugged
( ) Been Cheated On / Cheated on Someone
( ) Been the Subject of School Gossip
( ) Received Acupuncture
Level 11
( ) Won a Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
( ) Had to Transfer Schools to Avoid Scandal
( ) Been In a Jet Ski / Boat Accident


Level 12
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Trespassed a Backyard to Swim in a Pool
( ) Eaten a Whole Pint of Ice Cream in One Sitting
( ) Had Sex With Someone and Never Knew Their Name
( ) Danced in the Moonlight


Level 13
( ) Hate(d) the Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Been in Court [Excluding Jury Duty]
( ) Pole Danced
( ) Questioned Your Heart


Level 14
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been Lost in Another State
( ) Been So Cold that It Burned
( ) Swam In Flood Water
( ) Convinced You Were Dying


Level 15
( ) Cried Yourself To Sleep
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke [Rap/Hip Hop don’t count]
( ) Paid For A Meal / Cigarettes / Beer With Only Coins


Level 16
( ) Done Something You Told Yourself You Would Never… EVER Do
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Laughed So Hard You Farted
( ) Sneezed So Hard You Shit Yourself


Level 17
( ) Kissed In The Rain
( ) Written a Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set / Sun Rise With Someone You Cared About
( ) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made a Bonfire On The Beach


Level 18
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Traveled More Than 5 Days In a Car Full of People
( ) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
( ) Crashed a Wedding
( ) Eaten Lunch / Dinner on Free Samples at a Grocery Store


Level 19
( ) Worn Jewelry You Could Never Afford
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Crashed a Funeral
( ) Screamed “Motherfucker!”
( ) Vandalized Property or Spray-Painted Graffiti


Level 20
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole / Freezer / Ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex’s Clothing
( ) Sat On A Roof Top
( ) Had a Wish Come True


Level 21
( ) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Completed / Attempted a One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Stolen a Friend’s Boyfriend / Girlfriend
( ) Purchased Illegal Drugs


Level 22
( ) Picked and Ate an Apple / Orange / Mystery Fruit Off the Tree
( ) Climbed a Tree in the Past 10 Years
( ) Made or Been in a Tree House
( ) Chopped Down a Tree
( ) Fallen from a Tree


Level 23
( ) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Been Too Scared to Watch Scary Movies Alone
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking / Skinny Dipping
( ) Visited a Jail / Prison


Level 24
( ) Played Chicken in a Car / Bike / Grocery Cart
( ) Been Pushed into a Pool with All Your Clothes On
( ) Been Told You’re Hot By a Complete Stranger
( ) Broken a Bone
( ) Voted for a Candidate to Please a Girl / Guy

Level 25
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Recorded Yourself Performing a Sexual Act
( ) Caught A Butterfly
( ) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed


Level 26
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test
( ) Forgotten Someone’s Name
( ) Cut Your Own Hair


Level 27
( ) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling
( ) Had Sex with More Than One Person in One Night
( ) Black-Mailed Someone / Been Black-Mailed By Someone
( ) Woke Up Somewhere Not Knowing Where You Were


Level 28
( ) Been Used By a Best Friend
( ) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat / Dog / Iguana
( ) Bitten Someone
( ) Kissed a Stranger at Midnight on New Years Eve


Level 29
( ) Been Shot At / Held at Gunpoint
( ) Had Sex in the Rain
( ) Flattened Someones Tires
( ) Rode Your Car / Truck Until the Gas Light Came On
( ) Asked and Paid for Two Dollars or Less of Gas


WHAT YOUR SCORE MEANS:
0 - 29: Check Your Pulse. Seriously. You Might Be Dead.
30 - 58: You’re on Your Death Bed. You Still Live With Your Mother, Don’t You?
60 - 87: You Need to Get Out More. But You’ve Done Some Things. Cheers!
88 - 116: Lee Harvey! You Are a Madman! I Want To Party With You, Cowboy!
117 - 145: You Scare Me. Really. You Do. But I Like It… Can I Touch the Hem of Your Garment?

P.s. My score is 88

Red Fridays

I copied this from a blog that I read everyday. So Swampy if you're reading, I hope you don't mind.


Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine Sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the Sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home.
No, he responded.
Heading out I asked?
No. I'm escorting a soldier home.
Going to pick him up?
No, he is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq.
I'm taking him home to his family.
The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said Thank You. Thank You for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do.
Upon landing in Chicago, the pilot stopped short of the gate and made the following announcement over the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to note that we have thad the honor of having Sergeant Steeley of the United States Marine Corps join us on this flight. He is escorting a fallen comrade back home to his family. I ask that you please remain in your seats when we open the forward door to allow Sergeant Steeley to deplane and receive his fellow soldier. We will then turn off the seat belt sign."
Without a sound, all went as requested. I noticed the Sergeant saluting the casket as it was brought off the plane, and his action made me realize that I am proud to be an American.
So, here's a public Thank You to our military Men and Women for what you do so we can live the way we do.
Red Fridays.
Very soon, your will see a a great many people wearing Red every Friday. The reason? Americans who support our troops used to be called the "silent majority." We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for God, country, and home in record breaking numbers. We are not organized, boisterous, or overbearing.
Many Americans, like you, me, and all our friends, simply want to recognize that the vast majority of America supports our troops. Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts today, Friday--and continues each and every Friday until the troops ALL come home, sending a deafening message that...every red-blooded American who supports our men and women afar, will wear something RED.
By word of mouth, press, TV---lets' make the United States on every Friday a sea of RED much like a homecoming football game in the bleachers. If every one of us who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, co-workers, friends, and family, it will not be long before the USA is covered in RED and it will let our troops know the once "silent" majority is on their side more than ever, certainly more than the media lets on.
The first thing a soldier says when asked, "What can we do to make things better for you?" is..."We need your support and your prayers." Let's get the word out and lead with class and dignity, by example, and wear something RED every Friday.
It is YOUR choice.
We live in the Land of the Free, only because of The Brave.

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